I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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