so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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