It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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