I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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