Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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