He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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