i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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