I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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