I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
A+ Viking dick
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