just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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