I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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