i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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