Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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