In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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