i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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