On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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