1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
