Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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