Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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