how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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