so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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