That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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