Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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