My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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