sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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