If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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