I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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