I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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