What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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