Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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