I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's just like the Real World with babies
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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