You're so nebulous sometimes
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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