Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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