Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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