So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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