I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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