Who did Billy Mays play for?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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