Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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