You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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