my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
