omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Randomize
