You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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