I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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