i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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