I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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