Duck Duck Cougar?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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