if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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