What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he thought i was a dude.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
A+ Viking dick
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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