No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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