I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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