How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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