Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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