So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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